It's all about mememememememememememe

TK done tagged me for one of these meme-type things and I am compelled to answer any and all questions directed towards me (why do you think I like therapy so much?), so Ima answer some questions and then get to work. (Stop laughing. I work occasionally.) But still have to go and get coffee because Jesus fuck I can't entirely get mah eyes open. Uno momento, por favor.

So here's der roolz:

1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.

Done.

2. Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself.

Okay, hang on.

3. Tag seven random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.

They won't be very random if they're on my blogroll, but okay.

4. Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Can do.

So here's some random stuff about me. Aside from the 200 other things I've already posted on mah blog. Narcissistic much?

1. One of my favorite musical groups used to be Lords of Acid. I felt very bad-ass owning one of their tapes. (BWHAHAHA -- TAPES!)

2. A few years ago, I decided to overcome my identity as a plant killer and I bought a little Martha Stewart grow-an-African-violet-at-home kit. I planted the seeds, watered the soil, and took care of the plant. It took forever to do anything and I was convinced I had done something wrong, but one day, a tiny green sprout appeared. I was so excited that I hadn't killed the plant that I did a little dance in which I banged into the cup and knocked out half the soil. But it lived on a little while longer, eventually succumbing to the changing weather.

3. In my mind, I am a great photographer. In reality, I'm kind of scared of cameras. Being commanded by King Verbose to take pictures at work events stirs up a great anxiety within my person.

4. I'm one of those dorks who looks up a word in the dictionary and then spends an hour reading the definitions of other words.

5. I used to want to learn how to play the saxophone. I played clarinet and bass clarinet in junior high and the sax always seemed so cool.

6. I performed an impromptu routine to the Oak Ridge Boys' Elvira when I was in sixth grade. I was auditioning for the talent show. I missed the cut by one vote.

7. The first thing I learned to say in sign language was "slutty lesbian biker bitch." It really doesn't come in handy as often as one might think it would.

Okay, my tag-ees are Zoot, Jake, MAK, Mymsie, Steph, Curly, and Scott.