The inevitable post in which I proclaim my amazing coolness

I actually used the phrase "Scorpion bloodlust for revenge" in an email. At work.

I am ... c'mon you know the rest ... so coooooool.

Give thanks (or place blame) to/on Brent Fantastic for the suggestion that I begin every post this month with "The inevitable...."

This workday needs to end. Mama wants to put on her jeans and tennies and go play. Pantyhose, dress shoes, and adult clothes suck butt. I shall now dull my pain by drinking more Diet Coke. Ahhhh. Phenylketonurics. Yummy.