Fuck. I mean, "Oh good, a challenge!"

With the $128 I have left after paying my cell phone bill and rent, I’m supposed to:

• get an oil change (well, my car is … I don’t need a lube job – tee hee!)
• buy groceries for the next two weeks
• buy gas for the next two weeks
• pay to get into water aerobics a few times
• buy some stuff to support this year's Backpack Attack

*cracking knuckles* It’s time to get creative, y’all.