Object(s) close to me

Post originally scheduled for November 24

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1. Water bottle, almost empty
2. Diet Coke can, empty
3. Orange patchouli lotion
4. Stuffed pony wearing a birthday hat
5. An envelope with almost $5 in dimes to be taken to the bank, rolled, and deposited
6. A check with my landlord's name scrawled next to PAY TO THE ORDER OF as though I was possessed by a drunk toddler. Note: Write out rent checks the night before, kids, or you're just going to have to start over.
7. Tweezers
8. A cap to a missing 20-ounce Dr. Pepper bottle
9. A headband
10. A plastic cup with packets of mild Taco Bell hot sauce
11. Napkins
12. Pens
13. My phone
14. Cordless mouse
15. Tortilla chips
16. Earrings
17. Cell phone adapter
18. Takeout menus
19. A straw
20. A bottle of hydrogen peroxide

That's not even all. My house is a mess.