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maxine dangerous: nearsighted. sarcastic. indecisive. so gay your eyes will burn.

May 1, 2009

W4: Jaime Pressly

For my pal Phoenix.

Writited goodly by Maxine Dangerous at 2:49 PM

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1 comment:

Phoenix said...: Thats my baby-mama!!!!
Isn't she hott?!?; 12:10 AM

too sexay for this blahg

Maxine Dangerous: I'm a writer who digs reading and writing poetry and creative nonfiction. Big fan of memoirs. Often mentally working on a screenplay. I'm Goddess-based with an interest in Buddhism. I love to draw and I want to place soft kisses all over spiral-bound journals with lined pages. I'm fluent in sarcasm. Out-and-proud homo. All of my edges are rounded for safety and comfort.

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Cast of characters

Cats: George and Gizmo

Neighbors: The Humpingtons (a.k.a. The Everhumps, The Pumpingtons, The Poundtowners; now former neighbors); The Ever-Remodeling Republicans; The Porch-Partying Art School Hipsters

Bio family: King V (dad); Queen S (mom); Mack Daddy Smooth (brother)

Chosen family: Luckdragon, Sterling, Steel(e), Casey, Gilbert, Phoenix, Sasha, Venus, Sebastian, Brent Fantastic, and more