May 19, 2008

Tofu used as weapon



On Sunday morning at breakfast, we were all still talking about the jerk-ass rangers that were so terribly condescending to us. We were engaging in revenge fantasies since we were all too stunned to properly retaliate when the rangers visited our camp a second time and chided us like 10-year-olds at a slumber party. The title of this post was one of the theoretical headlines that was going to appear in the local paper this morning after the rangers were found tied to a tree, very much alive but thoroughly humiliated.

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