How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I think I've seen one of these bulbs in one of King V's lamps at the office, which means he's now beaten me to (1) going to the awesome coffeehouse that was my fabulous gay hangout for years; (2) seeing Ani DiFranco in concert (she opened for Bob Dylan); and (3) being green.

Who knew he was such a trailblazer?